PSA: Don't you dare get bangs

I don't care how desperate you feel right now. DON'T DO IT.


I’m tapering off my zoloft this month, so taking things real slowwwwwwwwwwww. In the meantime, just a friendly reminder from 9 year old Jesse (dressed as Marian Anderson for Halloween) to NOT GET BANGS during this apocalyptic time. I know, I know, it’s just hair. BUT PLEASE JUST TRUST ME. You will regret this impulse decision. Because I guarantee if you get bangs right now, years from now, when we’re all sitting round some fire together and we decide to look at photos from 2020 “just for (some masochistic) old time’s sake!” all you will see is the bangs. And then, while people are taking a moment of silence in remembrance of this devastating time, you’ll rudely interrupt their prayers to mention those bangs and how DUMB that decision was.

So please, don’t make this about you. We’ve got a global pandemic on our hands. Absolutely no one thinks you should get bangs. You have my word.